So I have to do this ethics training for work. Not only am I basically waiting 'til the last minute, but there is a mixed drink, straight MD, and beer next to me to get me through ( Read more... )

Shit I didn't need to read before bed:

In a study published last spring, Michael Frates from the University of Akron examined tornadoes rated F3 to F5 with tracks of 20 miles or longer from 1950-2006. (Note...this was before the Enhanced-Fujita scale was implemented ( Read more... )

Nothing makes a bad day better slightly more tolerable like other people's misery and outrage.

EDSBS on Auburn's poisoned trees.

God bless the south.

PS fuck you bitch, fuck you fuck you fuck you

...okay I feel better.

hiss.

The moral of the story ( Read more... )

"OK it's that time again! All the ladies get to confound the men by posting a strange status message to help raise breast cancer awareness! It's a bunch of fun and it goes to a good cause (even though anyone who is concerned with that is already properly aware!! :D) Just the same pass this message along to your friends and post what drink ( Read more... )

In the past week, three guys (that I talk to on a regular basis; one straight and two gay) have told me I look good with my hair down. Naturally, I am inclined to A, keep it straight forever, and B, never put it up again, let alone go near an updo. Considering how much I love keeping my hair down and letting it get completely flung around by the ( Read more... )

Cesar Milan: President Obama Needs to Train Bo

I realize it's the Politico, but mostly I'm being sucked into a massive black hole of fail.

"Not that George W. Bush did any better.

"He walked the dog in front," said Milan. "Barney? Sometimes he didn't want to go inside the helicopter!""GEE MAYBE BECAUSE HELICOPTERS ARE TERRIFYING ( Read more... )

"No balance of power among nations will hold."

That Obama actually said this scares the shit out of me.

explain why mad/deterrence worked then, genius.

I need to go to the bank and I need to pay a bill. I woke up in a rare bad mood that I can't justify. Sheppy is bored and only wants to explore outside every 30 minutes--except that it is hot and he is obnoxious in his random spookings. Lena is on a mission to claw my staircase to death. My desktop computer got jostled or something in the move and ( Read more... )